Ever since I was a child, I tried to be the best… So what happened? My family and friends all said I was blessed… So what happened? –Elder Price, “I Believe,” The Book of...Read More
According to the conventional wisdom, the candidate that wins the American presidential election is the candidate with whom Americans most like to have a beer. Functionally this means the most “...Read More
The Radical Right-Wing Broccoli Agenda This is the unedited transcript of a speech delivered earlier today by Presidential Candidate Andrew Pancake to the Broccoli Roundtable Of Central Coastal Occide...Read More
I was wrong. I predicted yesterday Mitt Romney would choose Marco Rubio to be his running mate. I often tell people that whatever my prediction happens to be they should vote against it. Romney chose ...Read More
Mitt Romney will choose Marco Rubio (R-FL) to be his running mate. The media will hail it as a bold choice. In fact, it will be a cynical choice that reflects a complete lack of ideas and imagination....Read More
Just before the Iowa Caucuses, with Rick Santorum surging in the polls, Rick Perry went on the attack criticizing Santorum’s record on earmarks. Now neck-and-neck with Santorum in South Carolina...Read More